THIS IS A LETTER TO THE PERSON WHO PUTS THE MENUS IN HULK'S MAILBOX AND AROUND HULK'S DOORKNOB.
Dear Person Who Puts The Menus In Hulk's Mailbox And Around Hulk's Doorknob:
Stop putting menus in Hulk's mailbox and around Hulk's doorknob! Hulk is tired of having to throw away stupid menus from places that serve food that Hulk will not eat! Hulk likes Chinese Food just fine but Hulk goes around the corner to Magic Lucky Star Garden and gets it from the nice man there! Hulk is not lazy and wanting delivery! Hulk is big and strong and can walk two blocks!
Besides, Hulk does not like "Thai" food! It has stupid peppers in it and EW Hulk does not like the peppers! Hulk does not like Indian food because Hulk thinks the white man took enough from the Indians when they moved into America! Hulk doesn't want to make them work to make food for Hulk when Hulk can feed Hulk's own self!
Thank You For Stopping The Menus That You Put In Hulk's Mailbox And Around Hulk's Doorknob,
PS> Hulk is being nice and not saying how he will smash you if you don't stop it, but trust Hulk...Hulk will smash!