IRON MAN AKA TONY STARK:
PLEASE STOP CALLING HULK.

HULK DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

You are a LIAR and HULK DOES NOT LIKE
people who LIE at all! They are smelly!

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN THAT TONY STARK IS IRON MAN?!?!?

Hulk's world is totally shattered here, people!

THIS IS THE PING PONG SCORE FROM THE GAME THAT WAS HAD LAST NIGHT AT DOCTOR STRANGE'S PLACE WHICH IS NEAR MY PLACE IN THE VILLAGE.

Hulk: 2
Howard The Duck: 38
Ping-Pong Table: Smashed!

THIS IS A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HULK THINKS
YOU SHOULD GIVE MONEY TO IF YOU WANT
TO HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HURT
REAL BAD BY THAT STUPID STORM!!!

Paypal is not taking any fees off the money they take from people who help give money to this very important "effort"! CLICK HERE if you want to give money to their giant robot computer that helps people.

The Red Cross have helped many people over the years but right now they do not have enough money to help these people. You can CLICK HERE to give them some of your money that you were just going to use to buy Red Bull or candy or maybe some monster truck magazines so you can be like Hulk!

Find out how the superheroes called "Mercy Corps" are doing a lot to help people and if you want, you can give them money to help them if you CLICK HERE.

There is a tiny little church in Baton Rouge that is "housing" many of the people who are running away from the big mess that Katrina made and they are needing some money to help these people out! CLICK HERE to go read Puny Human Dave's site, where he can tell you more!

There are many puppies and kittens and monkeys and other nice animals that people have that are going hungry and getting sick in the middle of this stupid mess! If you CLICK HERE, you can help them out, too!

Hulk has given what Hulk can! It is time for puny humans to "step up!"

If you see some people saying "Hello, we are collecting money for victims of Katrina!" and you do not know who they are, you can go to THIS INTERNET WEBSITE and find out if they are good people or stupid villains who need smashing. If they are villains, make sure you email Hulk and give Hulk their address!

Picture of Hulk by Puny Human James Kochalka, who Hulk did not "request permission" from, but it is a picture of Hulk anyway, so Hulk took it and had Iron Man put the words in Hulk's mouth!

Hulk really really hopes that all of the puny humans in Louisiana take care of themselves and don't drown or anything because of that big stupid storm named Katrina. Hulk asked the girl at the coffee shop named Katrina if she knew this storm and if she would tell it to knock things off, but she said she couldn't help because it was a big storm and she was just an art student. She then gave Hulk his triple mocha latte and a biscotti and Hulk sat in the big big chair they got for him and read the "comic books" that the people at Marvel send Hulk.

They are pretty OK, Hulk guesses. Hulk thinks they need more smashing because that is what people want to see when they read a comic book about the Hulk and his smashing. Look at that baby there and tell Hulk that the baby is not all like "Hello, I would like to be told about more smashing in the Hulk comic book because I am a little baby and can't read yet!"

Hulk just found out a new fact that is important if you are fighting somebody who is a really bad person called "The Leader" in the middle of the place that you live that is called The Village that is in Manhattan which is part of New York.

If you knock over an apartment building and pick up a wall and beat "The Leader" with it a lot, you will probably get yelled at by the Mayor and the Chief of Police and then Captain America will come over and tell you that he's disappointed in you.

Hulk has to say something, though: it felt real good to smash that big-headed poo-poo head with that wall.

PS> Today is Puny Human Jack Kirby's birthday and even if he is dead, Hulk wanted to say that Hulk wouldn't be the Hulk he is without him. Happy Birthday, Jack!

There is now a 7/11 convenience store in Manhattan!!!

HULK REPEATS THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.

THERE IS NOW A 7/11 CONVENIENCE STORE IN MANHATTAN!!!

This means Hulk does not have to go to stinky New Jersey to get Slurpees and Big Gulps!!

OH HEY IF YOU WANT TO READ SOME STUFF ABOUT A BOOK ABOUT THE HULK THAT IS REALLY GOOD, YOU SHOULD GO TO THIS INTERNET WEB SITE CALLED "DIAL B FOR BLOG" BECAUSE IT SHOWS A BOOK FROM A LONG TIME AGO THAT IS ABOUT HULK!

Hulk really likes that book. Sometime Hulk reads it and laughs and remembers smashing communists and all that fun stuff!

Hulk really likes bologna sandwiches.

Toasted bread and mayonnaise and bologna and maybe a little lettuce and tomato and a big glass of milk while Hulk watches his Digimon DVDs is the best.

Hulk wanted to talk about food again, but that's OK with you, right, Puny Humans?

Hulk wants to tell all the kids that even if they see Hulk having a big slice of pizza for breakfast, that is not what kids should have for breakfast because it is not nutritious!!! Hulk is big and strong already so he can have pizza for breakfast and a big soda and he can watch the pigeons but you should have some fruit and some cereal and maybe some eggs!!! OK, KIDS? EAT HEALTHY!


AND EXERCISE A LOT!