HULK WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIS SANDWICH THAT HE IS EATING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HULK'S SONG ABOUT SANDWICH? OK! HULK WILL GIVE YOU THE LYRICS BECAUSE UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A "THREE BLOCK RADIUS" YOU CAN NOT HEAR HULK'S SONG THAT IS EXCELLENT! It is so good that the people upstairs kick the floor to show how much they like it! That is so nice of them!
Hulk's baloney has a first name!
Hulk's baloney has a second name!
Hulk likes to eat it everyday
And wash it down with Red Bull Superdrink - HOORAY!
Because Hulk needs lots of energy
And he gets it in baloney.
Mmm. BALONEY! Hulk sees you, Other Hulk, in the oven's glass! Hulk's sandwich is better than your sandwich because Hulk put Miracle Whip on it! Everything is better with Miracle Whip on it!
OK, that is a lie. Fruit pies are not better with Miracle Whip on them.
Hulk is so sorry he lied. Hulk tries not to lie.