HULK WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIS SANDWICH THAT HE IS EATING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HULK'S SONG ABOUT SANDWICH? OK! HULK WILL GIVE YOU THE LYRICS BECAUSE UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A "THREE BLOCK RADIUS" YOU CAN NOT HEAR HULK'S SONG THAT IS EXCELLENT! It is so good that the people upstairs kick the floor to show how much they like it! That is so nice of them!
Hulk's baloney has a first name!
It's H-U-L-K-apostrophe-S!
Hulk's baloney has a second name!
It's B-A-L-O-N-E-Y.
Hulk likes to eat it everyday
And wash it down with Red Bull Superdrink - HOORAY!
Because Hulk needs lots of energy
And he gets it in baloney.
Mmm. BALONEY! Hulk sees you, Other Hulk, in the oven's glass! Hulk's sandwich is better than your sandwich because Hulk put Miracle Whip on it! Everything is better with Miracle Whip on it!
OK, that is a lie. Fruit pies are not better with Miracle Whip on them.
Hulk is so sorry he lied. Hulk tries not to lie.
WORD SEARCHES ARE HARD. Hulk likes this one, though.
(thanks to Puny Human Scott!)
You can write to Hulk on the internet!
Give Hulk $2 so Hulk can buy a Red Bull Superdrink and smash bad guys!
Thank you for the nice picture where I was hitting stupid Spider-Man, Gary!
Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! He writes comic books sometimes and they are pretty OK even if they are stupid and not funny!
This many people PLUS ANOTHER MILLION THIS CAN'T ROLL OVER WHY ARE THEY STUPID LIKE THIS? have visited Hulk's diary!!