OK HULK HAS TO ASK EVERYONE THAT READS HULK'S INTERNET DIARY FOR A FAVOR BECAUSE HE IS RUNNING OUT OF MONEY FOR RED BULL SUPERDRINKS AND NEEDS MONEY SO HE CAN GET RED BULL SUPERDRINKS.
Hulk is not getting money from stupid Tony Stark and Avengers Pension Fund for another few days and Hulk needs some money so he can have the energy to do what needs to be done in this city, like telling stupid Spider-Bug-Man to leave him alone! A Red Bull Superdrink for Hulk only costs $2 and if Hulk gets like $6, he can buy a four pack which saves him 80% or something! Hulk put a button on the right so you could click and donate $2 to Hulk's account at the bank down the street and Hulk can go "Hello, nice teller, please give Hulk money that he needs for Red Bull Superdrink."
Hulk would like it very much.