NO, BAD GUYS!

HULK WILL NOT GIVE YOU HULK'S ADDRESS.

This means you, stupid Absorbing Man and Leader! Go bother someone else!

Hulk had to "ban" someone from writing in comments on Internet Diary. Hulk doesn't care if you make fun of Hulk because Hulk's skin is thick like skin on a tank if a tank had skin! Hulk laughs at Puny Humans who want to hurt Hulk's feelings. You are not Kittens or Monkeys or Betty so can not hurt Hulk or make Hulk smile or laugh or cry. BUT WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE IN HULK'S DIARY WHO ARE NOT HULK THEN THAT MAKES HULK MAD and when HULK GETS MAD Hulk wants to SMAzZSddskkk.. 22 ahhehaif øøø ®†...??uœ2ƒ8©

Hulk had to go to Staples and get new keyboard. If you hear about Hulk turning over that Hot Dog Cart it wasn't Hulk. It was somebody else! Honest! And if you heard about a GIANT GREEN HANDSOME GUY eating a bunch of Hot Dogs that wasn't Hulk, either.

Hulk is done packing and will be moving to studio in "The Village" soon. Hulk hopes it is not like the village in that movie called THE VILLAGE because that was scary, that village.

Hulk sorry Hulk hasn't been updating internet diary. Hulk has been busy packing.

Anyone need Hulk's futon? It is covered in Chee-tos dust and has Red Bull Superdrink stains and the back is broken but Iron Man said he can fix it. You have to pick it up next to mansion this weekend.

Hulk now looking on internet for new place to live. Hulk got "voted off the island" except we live in a mansion and stuff.

Hulk is sad he has to move.

Hulk is not sad he smashed stupid conference table and made Jarvis pee himself.

That was pretty funny.

THANK YOU SCOTTO FOR PUTTING PICTURES OF MONKEYS ON THE INTERNET!!!



This monkey has a soda that is red but is not Red Bull Superdrink! This is another kind of soda! Red Bull is not very red anyway...it reminds Hulk of something Hulk can't talk about in internet diary.

There is a meeting today at the mansion about Hulk. Hulk is sort of worried. Hulk has heard something about "eviction."

IS THIS LIKE THAT STUPID COMIC BOOK STORY WHERE PURPLE HAWKEYE ARROW DIED??? AVENGERS: EVICTION???

OH NO IT WENT VERY BADLY AT AVENGERS MANSION AT THANKSGIVING

Hulk does not know where to start! OK Hulk knows! Hulk can start with good stuff!!

Jarvis cooked that turkey so good! It was tasty and if Ant Man hadn't rushed Iron Man when Iron Man was "Staring at that sweatermeat" that Wasp had (HULK NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!), it would have stayed tasty instead of falling on ground!

Thor got all mad over fight because they spilled his potatoes too and then Blue Captain America Man tried to stop fight and when he stepped on table to make the kick in their jaws, the TABLE FELL OVER and EVEN THE PIE FELL OFF.

Oh, Hulk is so sad about that pie. It looked good.

OH BOY THANKSGIVING IS COMING OH BOY OH BOY

Hulk doesn't care for many holidays. Christmas has stupid puny music. Hulk never has a Valentine. President's day is stupid because you can't be president for the day.

BUT HULK CAN GET BEHIND THANKSGIVING!!!

Jarvis is going to FRY A TURKEY! Thor said he would bring mashed potatoes and Iron Man said he would bring SPECIAL DRINK and Ant Man said he would make Wasp whip up a pie! CAPTAIN AMERICAN FLAG MAN IS BRINGING GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE OH IT IS HULK'S FAVORITE BECAUSE IT IS GREEN AND TASTY LIKE HULK.

Cousin Jennifer is coming by and we are going to watch FOOTBALL which is pretty OK because they smash stuff.

OK Hulk has to go to smash stupid Absorbing Man, who is outside of mansion making a racket!!

What Hulk did this week, by Hulk:

Hulk had a lot of leftover Halloween candy and then Hulk had to go to hospital because Hulk's tummy didn't like that at all, no sir.

Hulk broke Nintendo game machine because of stupid X-Men game with stupid stinking Wolverine-man and stupid eye-ball laser man. Stupid game.

Hulk cleaned bathroom.

Hulk watched Teen Titans cartoon and new Puffy AmiYumi cartoon and even Thor with his pretty pretty hair didn't bother him.

Hulk saved world from evil Galactus-man and stupid plot to eat it again. Hulk thinks Galactus-man needs to talk to "Weight Watchers" about his problem! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

PUNY HUMAN BRENDAN ASKS QUESTION PEOPLE ASK HULK A LOT:

Do you have an hulk-sized keyboard that you use? If not, how do you type with your enormous fingers?

Hulk uses CAPS LOCK key to make BIG LETTERS and uses his pinky and a pencil. Writing in special internet takes a long time and Hulk has no patience for people who want Hulk to hurry up and write more.

Hulk used to dictate to Puny Humans he lived with before moving into Mansion. Hulk tried to dictate to Captain American Flag Man and he told Hulk to slow down so Hulk asked Jarvis and Jarvis said he wasn't Hulk's secretary. Hulk then asked Iron Man if he could have a secretary and Iron Man just laughed and said that Hulk doesn't need a secretary and Hulk could sort his own Pokemon cards.

Hulk is going to smash you, Iron Man. Just you wait until Tony Stark is gone somewhere.

Hulk saw show on TV about big gorilla that had a kitten! OH HULK WANTS A KITTY CAT SO BADLY. Hulk saw kitten yesterday and it sat in palm of hand and went "Meow!" Did you read about that???



HULK WOULD LIKE A KITTEN LIKE THIS PLEASE!! PLEASE! Please write to Avengers Mansion and say HULK NEEDS A KITTEN AND HE WILL CLEAN OUT THE POOP BOX AND WALK IT AND EVERYTHING. It won't be like the Pony! Or Rick Jones! HULK PROMISES.